Friday, December 5, 2008

My Kylee


For those of you who know me, and have heard me lament, you know that basically a day doesn't go by that Kylee hasn't gotten into something. Something big. My mom told me once that I should start writing them down, but after clean-up, I just don't have the energy. So, today I'll recap the past couple of days.

Saturday: Took a pen to the coffee table, and when it wasn't writing dark enough, she had to carve in it. In the middle of it. Gonna have to sand it and re-finish it or something. It has about five 6-inch long gouges in it.

Monday: Ate all the toothpaste out of the tube.

Tuesday: Flushed a wad of toilet paper down the toilet

Wednesday: Tried to water the plants and watered my floor instead.

Thursday: I finally got a shower break around 3:30. When I came out, she was standing in the living room looking really guilty. I asked her what she did. Her reply: (keep in mind she's not the brightest) "Not in the medicine, no" Okay, I say show me what you got into. So, she climbed up on the kitchen counter and got in the medicine cabinet and pulled out the pepto. I then spent the next 20 minutes on the phone with poison control. I'm really should get them on speed dial, or at least start using different names each time I call so they don't think I'm a danger to my children!!

Friday: Played in a candle and got black soot all over my countertop that I haven't got out yet, threw her empty dinner plate on the floor, and then when she was sent to her room, broke a picture frame and her cord to her fan, and her dresser. Not trying to, just because she was trying to climb onto the top of her dresser, and she pulled down everything on it.

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